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anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.
As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
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dildation membrane 

A person that has no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general. Being a dildo skin.
The guy almost knocked me over in the coffee line so he could pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.

Oorban diktationari 

A fucking stupid way of saying "Urban Dictionary"
Friend: Oh wowz, This Oorban diktationari websit lokz reely cul.
Me: ... Did you mean Urban Dictionary?
Friend: non. Oorban diktationari.
Me: What, The, Fuck.
Oorban diktationari by OURBan December 11, 2019

dinotation 

Used to describe an act of clumsiness or screwing up something.

Originates from the character Dino from Katekyo Hitman Reborn! and his clumsiness.
-knocks over some chairs-

Ahh! Dinotation!!
dinotation by juudaime November 11, 2009

dilation 

The expanding of the vagina or anus by means of inserting plugs that are gradually larger, or by inserting a plug that can be expanded by a ratchet or a pump.
While inflating that butt plug for dilation the sub came instantly.
dilation by DOMRichard February 8, 2015

Dicktation 

A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.
"see you draw a dick and then "tation" and you have it dicktation.
Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008

Time Dilation 

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
Time Dilation by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010