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Time Dilation 

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
Time Dilation by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010

Time dilation 

When ur playing ur computer/gadget thingy you feel that one minute feels like one second. But when ur in math class or any other boring shit, one minute feels like an hour.

"Meaning based of time dilation; when you travel at the speed of light, you feel like your destination is closer than estimated. E.g. Here to nearest star-> 4.3 years viewed by us, but 1 year viewed by the ship."
I experienced some pretty shitty time dilation in math class today.

what the fuck?! I played computer for 4hrs and its 3am!!! SHEEEEEEIT!!!!!1
Time dilation by Pawn of Sex May 25, 2016

time dilation 

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August
"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-
time dilation by c u m m a n April 30, 2021

News Dilation 

refers to the phenomenon where information spreads slowly, unevenly, or fails to reach certain individuals or groups in a timely manner. It highlights the delay or gap in the flow of information, often leading to situations where some people are "out of the loop."
"The news about the earthquake took days to reach us—classic news dilation."
"Don’t blame me for not knowing about the party; I got news dilated again."

urban dixationary 

The process of being so fixated with reading Urban Dictionary entries that you find yourself in a possibly endless loop of looking up that next word, e.g., "Nearby Words", I mean "Show More"; I will definitely stop after "Newest Words".
John told me he spent 8 hours looking up one word on Urban Dictionary the other day, but I think it was more like he was in stuck in urban dixationary mode if you ask me. urbandictionaried wikipedia loop

dildation membrane 

A person that has no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general. Being a dildo skin.
The guy almost knocked me over in the coffee line so he could pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.