diecunt

Noun, (Dye-kunt) Tropical bird, Native much to the region of south Mexico. The cunt is very rare and hard to spot in it's surrounding environment.

"Do you wanna diecunt?"

"No seriously, I'll get cha one."

by corn slut November 27, 2011

discunt

An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.

Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.

by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009

dicunt

Latin for 'they say'. Serious.

Dicunt puellam esse fessum. They say that the girl is tired

by Maxwell? January 12, 2006

decuntify

1.ridding yourself of the cunt-ish behavior around you by leaving the area/person; 2.realizing you may be acting cunty and chilling yourself out.

i finally decided to decuntify myself and drop that bitch nikki.

by blytherina August 25, 2008

Discuntled

An upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse.

"The stupid bitch threw a fit and became discuntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway"

by Gregory Edmonds May 7, 2009

Discunt

A discount prostitute.

Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.

by brofoshodawg July 15, 2011

Decunting

The act of removing a cunt from your facebook account.

People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.

This is an example of decunting:

Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".

I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.

by Lizzie Birdsworth November 11, 2011