Discuntent 

When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump

Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’

Discuntent by Anonymous submissions June 2, 2021

discuntent 

Anxiety a man has over a bitchy woman.

Whrn my hoodrat woman wouldn't answer the phone I experienced severe discuntent.

discuntent by KlinkerMangina August 19, 2017

Now is the winter of our discontent 

Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.

A man and his family are sat in their house in the middle of winter with no money and no front door. The man says "Now is the winter of our discontent"

Now is the winter of our discontent by DisgruntledGentleman September 3, 2013

disconcentrate 

failure to concentrate fully on the task that task at hand

JJ stroking Potters neck intimately whislt he is driving around roads he doesn't know causing him to disconcentrate on the job at hand

disconcentrate by potter 32 July 3, 2008

Now is the winter of your discontent! 

Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.

Stewie Griffin jumps out from behind a tree and, before shooting Brian with a snow-cannon, shouts "Now is the winter of your discontent!

Now is the winter of your discontent! by DisgruntledGentleman September 3, 2013

Discontent 

noun
-lack of contentment; dissatisfaction with one's circumstances.
-a person who is dissatisfied, typically with the prevailing social or political situation.

"the cause attracted a motley crew of discontents and zealots"

Discontent by CrownPrincess 664433551122 April 11, 2015

disconcentrated 

having no concentration; without concentration.

Why do you stop talking in the middle of your sentence?
Sorry I get disconcentrated..

disconcentrated by DCD_KLV April 21, 2011