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Decunting 

The act of removing a cunt from your facebook account.

People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.
This is an example of decunting:

Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".

I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.
Decunting by Lizzie Birdsworth November 11, 2011
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decuntify 

1.ridding yourself of the cunt-ish behavior around you by leaving the area/person; 2.realizing you may be acting cunty and chilling yourself out.
i finally decided to decuntify myself and drop that bitch nikki.
decuntify by blytherina August 25, 2008

Denting the Turd 

The act of anal sex.
"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."

Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
Denting the Turd by Stormy151 September 10, 2011

decubing 

The act of sexual intercourse with a pressure ulcer, e.g. of a quadriplegic or a debilitated senior. Often occurring in a skilled nursing facility.
"That caregiver is giving Mrs. Jones in room 402-A a lot of special attention. I hope he's not planning on decubing her."
or
"Did you see the tight ulcer on that chick in the wheelchair? Man, I'm going decubing tonight!"
decubing by ken69 May 12, 2010

descusting 

Commonly known as the word 'discusting' in the Oxford Dictionary it can be defined as ; 1. To excite nausea or loathing in; sicken. 2. To offend the taste or moral sense of; repel. In the ghetto that is known as Melbourne, Australia ... and the crib known as TEAMAZM, the word 'descusting' can only be defined as 'BAD' in relation to something.
"That Nexus rear bar on that Honda Integra is descusting."

"Ants effort at defining 'descusting' was simply descusting."

"Mitsubishi GL Pracers are utterly descusting"

"Frodo is not descusting"
descusting by Sp33dY December 30, 2004
(n,v) The action of nudging or bumping up against something, particularly in an earnest and persuasive manner. It's what cats do to your legs.
It was difficult to work in the kitchen with the cat constantly dunting me for food.

or

As I walked through the door, both my cats gave me a dunting.
dunting by Deathalicious May 14, 2004

Drunting 

drunk hunting, the optimal combination of alcohol and firearms
Yo Brice, wanna go drunting this weekend up at my ranch?
Drunting by Reginal August 12, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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