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Decunting

The act of removing a cunt from your facebook account.

People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.
This is an example of decunting:

Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".

I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.
by Lizzie Birdsworth November 11, 2011
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decuntify

1.ridding yourself of the cunt-ish behavior around you by leaving the area/person; 2.realizing you may be acting cunty and chilling yourself out.
i finally decided to decuntify myself and drop that bitch nikki.
by blytherina August 25, 2008
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Denting the Turd

"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."

Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
by Stormy151 September 10, 2011
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decubing

The act of sexual intercourse with a pressure ulcer, e.g. of a quadriplegic or a debilitated senior. Often occurring in a skilled nursing facility.
"That caregiver is giving Mrs. Jones in room 402-A a lot of special attention. I hope he's not planning on decubing her."
or
"Did you see the tight ulcer on that chick in the wheelchair? Man, I'm going decubing tonight!"
by ken69 May 12, 2010
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descusting

Commonly known as the word 'discusting' in the Oxford Dictionary it can be defined as ; 1. To excite nausea or loathing in; sicken. 2. To offend the taste or moral sense of; repel. In the ghetto that is known as Melbourne, Australia ... and the crib known as TEAMAZM, the word 'descusting' can only be defined as 'BAD' in relation to something.
"That Nexus rear bar on that Honda Integra is descusting."

"Ants effort at defining 'descusting' was simply descusting."

"Mitsubishi GL Pracers are utterly descusting"

"Frodo is not descusting"
by Sp33dY December 30, 2004
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dunting

(n,v) The action of nudging or bumping up against something, particularly in an earnest and persuasive manner. It's what cats do to your legs.
It was difficult to work in the kitchen with the cat constantly dunting me for food.

or

As I walked through the door, both my cats gave me a dunting.
by Deathalicious May 14, 2004
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Drunting

drunk hunting, the optimal combination of alcohol and firearms
Yo Brice, wanna go drunting this weekend up at my ranch?
by Reginal August 12, 2016
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