The act of spring cleaning ones social media to remove unwanted friends and contacts.
Based on the principles of Marie Kondo.
Based on the principles of Marie Kondo.
"Sorry I didn't reply earlier Patsy, I was busy decuntering LinkedIn and I'm back down to 400 contacts now."
"Jesus, my Insta is getting full of shite, time for a bit of decuntering"
"Jesus, my Insta is getting full of shite, time for a bit of decuntering"
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Jack: hey, do you want to go out this weekend?
Sally: I cant, I'm staying home. I have a lot of emotional decluttering to do.
Sally: I cant, I'm staying home. I have a lot of emotional decluttering to do.
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The act of removing a cunt from your facebook account.
People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.
People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.
This is an example of decunting:
Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".
I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.
Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".
I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.
by Lizzie Birdsworth November 11, 2011
Get the Decunting mug.To pour wine from incrediply high up; The more extreme form of decanting, often involving portals, strange fluxes in gravity, random chibi-faced onlookers, a *bamph* sound efect, etc.
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