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Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.
Discunt by brofoshodawg July 15, 2011
A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.
Do you have money for the party?

No, I'm banking on a discunt.
discunt by aj161 March 30, 2009
When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.
That fuck hole friend of yours gave me a DISCUNT and I paid full price!
DISCUNT by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

Discontract 

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.
Discontract by Alfredaz April 25, 2020

Five finger discount 

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
A website that became popular after Reddit began restricting access to its API, effectively banning 3rd party apps. Discuit is being developed in an attempt to prevent the enshitification that Reddit went through.
Damn dude, I tried to post a dick pic on Discuit but they don't allow NSFW content.
Discuit by InternetProwler420 July 7, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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