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decuntify 

1.ridding yourself of the cunt-ish behavior around you by leaving the area/person; 2.realizing you may be acting cunty and chilling yourself out.
i finally decided to decuntify myself and drop that bitch nikki.
decuntify by blytherina August 25, 2008
Words you can keep
To get out of one's depressed, moody state.
Joe needed to defunkify after moping around for a month since his girlfriend broke up with him.

Decrustify

To Decrustify oneself. To brush your hair, fix your makeup, change your clothes, use the bathroom, make oneself more comfortable with his or her appearance. To remove "crust" from oneself and to make oneself presentable.
Hey want to go to the mall?
Sure, lemme just decrustify real quick.

For sure.

Hey, Leslie's comin' over!
Oh, shoot, lemme decrustify real quick!
Good, you're hella crusty rn.
Decrustify by GPBOWE April 5, 2016

degunkify 

To "get the gunk out" or to clean the mess out or off of something.
After eating the whole bag of gum drops, Jake found it hard to degunkify his teeth.
degunkify by Sokituya April 7, 2008

decatify 

This is what often needs to be done after a person and their cats have moved out of a place. It is the process of removing all dander and fine fur from a house or apartment, so that people with severe cat allergies can live their without taking a constant supply of allergy medication, and having their asthma triggered.
We really needed to decatify the apartment before moving in. Before we decatified the apartment, even after the professional carpet cleaners and cleaning crew came in, I kept on sneezing and wheezing. When I washed down the walls and rinsed off the wash cloth, loads of fine fur and dander was suspended in the water. Gross!
decatify by ecologyprof January 1, 2013

dejunkify 

v. To remove clutter; to clean; to cause an area or container to contain fewer unnecessary objects or to contain them in a more aesthetically pleasing fashion.
"Could you sort through some of these papers for me? I'm trying to dejunkify these folders."

"You really need to dejunkify your counter tops."
dejunkify by StoryTime July 16, 2008

dechunkify 

way of breaking up the ice in the bin behind the bar or in the freezer
Dave go dechunkify my ice so I can make me a Jack and Coke
dechunkify by Ezey Q August 14, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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