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An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.
Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.
discunt by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009
Words you can keep
Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.
Discunt by brofoshodawg July 15, 2011
A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.
Do you have money for the party?

No, I'm banking on a discunt.
discunt by aj161 March 30, 2009
When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.
That fuck hole friend of yours gave me a DISCUNT and I paid full price!
DISCUNT by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

Discontract 

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.
Discontract by Alfredaz April 25, 2020

Five finger discount 

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
A website that became popular after Reddit began restricting access to its API, effectively banning 3rd party apps. Discuit is being developed in an attempt to prevent the enshitification that Reddit went through.
Damn dude, I tried to post a dick pic on Discuit but they don't allow NSFW content.
Discuit by InternetProwler420 July 7, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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