discunt

An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.

Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.

by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009

discunt

A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.

Do you have money for the party?

No, I'm banking on a discunt.

by aj161 March 30, 2009

Discunt

A discount prostitute.

Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.

by brofoshodawg July 15, 2011

DISCUNT

When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.

That fuck hole friend of yours gave me a DISCUNT and I paid full price!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

Discuntent

When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump

Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’

by Anonymous submissions June 02, 2021

discuntered

A complicated word for "Alive" from the dreemwirld dimension.
Undiscuntered is the opposite of Discuntered and means "Dead"

Let's just say we turned him from discuntered to undiscuntered

by WeHaveEbola November 27, 2018

discuntent

Anxiety a man has over a bitchy woman.

Whrn my hoodrat woman wouldn't answer the phone I experienced severe discuntent.

by KlinkerMangina August 19, 2017