dickpocket
Look at her dickpocket.
dickpocket by Jenni and Evan January 17, 2008
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Dickochet
When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011
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afro pickpocket
Jermaine: Where did you get that Afro pick?
Jeff: I Afro pickpocketed that black guy Jerome at the Clippers game.
Jeff: I Afro pickpocketed that black guy Jerome at the Clippers game.
afro pickpocket by Pickpocketed May 13, 2014
Reverse pickpocket
Reverse pickpocket by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016
dickjacket
1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.
2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.
2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.
1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!
2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.
2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.
dickjacket by unicornhorn October 13, 2009
pickpocket
A person who takes other peoples belongings from their pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people only see purses and wallets, not faces. They also don't see "stealing" as bad, they see it as teaching other people to keep track of their belongings.
A pickpocket discuized as a bussiness man rushing to work walked by a woman and bumped and swooped her pocketbook from her purse.
pickpocket by Beans Tagg May 25, 2008
Dickjockey
Dickjockey by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019
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