dickpocket

The inside of a vagina.

Look at her dickpocket.

by Jenni and Evan January 17, 2008

Dickochet

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.

Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.

by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

afro pickpocket

The act of stealing an Afro pick from a black person's Afro, without them realizing it.

Jermaine: Where did you get that Afro pick?

Jeff: I Afro pickpocketed that black guy Jerome at the Clippers game.

by Pickpocketed May 13, 2014

Reverse pickpocket

When instead of taking stuff out of pockets you put stuff in.

The crown jewel of my reverse pickpocket career is slipping 5 didldos in the priests pocket.

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

dickjacket

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.

1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.

by unicornhorn October 13, 2009

pickpocket

A person who takes other peoples belongings from their pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people only see purses and wallets, not faces. They also don't see "stealing" as bad, they see it as teaching other people to keep track of their belongings.

A pickpocket discuized as a bussiness man rushing to work walked by a woman and bumped and swooped her pocketbook from her purse.

by Beans Tagg May 25, 2008

Dickjockey

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.

“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”

by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019