dick-picket 

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick

“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”

dick-picket by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022

dick picken 

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air

Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing

dick picken by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

dick picker 

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.

"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"

dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003

Dick Pocket 

Dick Pocket ( or Condom or Pussy): anything that can cover a Dick. such as a condom, vagina, mouth, ass, or hand. and many more

Logan: WOW! Balyee, you can use many parts of your body to become a Dick Pocket
Baylee: thanks. I try. my feet were hard to use as one

Dick Pocket by get CLAPPED girl February 26, 2019

Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket 

A term used to tell an individual to shut it up or we are filling it up. (with man juice)

Yo Shut your Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket for a second so I can get a word in edgewise.

Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket by Digger Dave & OverAmpin Anna October 13, 2010

Dick pocket 

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

Dick pocket by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

Dick-Pocket 

A woman's vagina.

"Hey dude, your girlfriend's dick-pocket was delicious last nite!"

Dick-Pocket by mystery121290 September 11, 2011