Dibsy 

Inbetween drunk and tipsy.

Lad you cant drive you’re properly dibsy.

Dibsy by Fuzzy drunks August 18, 2019

dibsy 

that guy has a great fun personality, an old spirit, no matter the hardships powers through

"Even when things got tough, Lucas stayed dibsy, inspiring everyone around him to keep going."

dibsy by dibbler509 January 10, 2025

Misa Dubsy 

Misa Dubsy is a heralded Japanese folklore legend. Although primarily recognised within Japanese culture, Misa Dubsy has also gained immense popularity across various regions of East Asia.

Following this dramatic rise in popularity, an ever expanding Tokyo based, grass-roots, bi-weekly mass gathering event branded 'Otaku Misa Dubsy' has already drawn the attention of local and independent news groups and is now beginning to gain notable traction on a national media scale.

Sub-divisions of Asian culture and correlating factions of government continue to remain vigilant, citing concerns highlighted by sociological researchers who have strongly vocalised the importance of strategic preparedness regarding a potential mass hysteria event or even civil unrest if the movement continues to grow at such an exponential rate.

Sceptics and conspiracy theorists alike have been relentlessly dissecting every aspect of the movement, from it’s core validity and true origins to the hypothesis of it’s deeper meaning and importance to the preservation of humanity.

Regardless of varying viewpoints and beliefs, the Misa Dubsy movement has brought hope, wonder and mystery to millions of people whilst simultaneously reinforcing the cohesion and solidarity required for the prosperity of coexisting nations in times of uncertainty and crisis.

The Japanese cultural movement of Misa Dubsy is rapidly spreading further across East Asia

Misa Dubsy by Dubsyism May 15, 2023

dibyo 

a sexy beast who nobody knows but everyone loves

Hottie at the Club A: oh my god, who's that hot guy sippin that bacardi?
Hottie at the Club B: who, that badass in the corner?
Hottie at the Club A: yea
Hottie at the Club B: oh, yeah he's fucking hot, must be a dibyo

dibyo by ihavesomecandyforsale October 12, 2018

International Dibs Protocol 

The International Dibs Protocol (IDP) main goal is to prevent conflict between friends and family due to near-equal claims to an object of value. Nearly every conflict in history has been because two people want one thing.

Using the IDP, when 2 people want the same thing, who ever calls “dibs” first get it. If one person is not finished pronouncing the “s” sound before another starts pronouncing the “d” sound, it is considered a tie.

If a tie occurs, everyone who wanted that item must count aloud from 1 to 10. Even if 2 people called dibs, if a third person counts to ten first, the third person wins, even though the third person didn’t call dibs in the first place.

1. If two people arrive at ten at the same time, that is, one person says the “t” sound before the first person is finished the “n” sound, it is considered a tie. Only the people who tied are eligible for the next tiebreaker. A person that finished a whole “ten” behind the other 2 will not advance.

2. If the 2 people who tied in the last round are of legal drinking age, whoever bought the last round of alcoholic beverages in a store or bar wins.

3. If a tie still occurs, whoever is taller wins. If there is not third person to judge, or if height is a difference of 1 cm or less, then the next tiebreaker shall be implemented.

4. Rock-Paper-Scissors will be played, best 2 out of 3 to prevent winning by dumb luck.

"One cookie left, MINE!"
"Dibs."
"What?! I said it first!"
"You have to say 'dibs'. It's called the international dibs protocol"
(Searches Google) "Darn." (Hands over cookie)

International Dibs Protocol by Guy__Fawks December 14, 2014

DIBLY 

That asshole on iFunny who keeps getting top comment for no reason. Has a trillion accounts.

Goddamn it, Dibly has top comment again.

DIBLY by JayBlack December 26, 2015

Dibly 

Literally cancer, pure cancer, and sometimes referred to as Mr. Cancer.

Guy1: I'm so sad right now, my mom got diagnosed with terminal Dibly.
Guy2: I feel for ya fam, my grandpappy died of leukemia

Dibly by soulnatsu June 21, 2016