Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

dipsy-doodle 

Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)

Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"
dipsy-doodle by vvhip July 23, 2016

dipsy doodle 

A wimp. A total loser or party pooper. A softy. Someone who cannot handle challenge. A scaredycat. A coward
Figure1- Wanna ride the roller coaster with me ?
Figure2- Nah man, I don't really want to.
Figure1- C'mon man, stop being a dipsy doodle!
dipsy doodle by laminlover#5 April 4, 2013

Dipsy Doodle 

It’s goofy uncouth reckless dump acting functioning slow or the slowest person or in fact the type of person who completely challenged a will always levitate to a higher caliber woman to fit in pathetic or lack of a better word.
I was looking at beautiful women and the her friend Dipsy Doodle opened her mouth thinking I was talking to her .

dipsy-doodles 

diarrhea, extremely loose stool. This term could also be used to describe food poisoning symptoms.
Last night's shellfish kept me up all night with a terrible case of the dipsy-doodles.
dipsy-doodles by kdonk March 18, 2010

dipsy doodles 

A generic term for any snack foods that are consumed while getting drunk , preferably on cheap booze
Rick: where the fuck were you ??
Tepo: I was sitting by the railroad tracks drinking Muskatel & eating dipsy doodles
dipsy doodles by Rondo Calarisian December 9, 2008

dippy doodle 

When you hit on your best friends girlfriend and she ends up being your ‘side’.
“Hey Brittney, you look cute. Want to have sex?” John said to Bobby’s girlfriend. She later became his dippy doodle.
dippy doodle by Bobass July 24, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Load more