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Depressants 

Ants that help you when you are sad. They may be therapy ants, or just good friend ants. Either way, they are ants. This is not to be confused with the medically prescribed anti depressants. These are just for any person who feels down.
Person 1: I'm feeling sad..
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: yeah.. My depressants will help me.
Depressants by Sockth December 28, 2018
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Shlappy Depressants 

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

bring on the anti depressants 

A phrased used by goths to express a need for drugs to help treat their "depression".
X: "Fuckit! Bobby dumped me! I feel like killing myself!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"

Depressant

depressant

1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.

2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.

3. A relationship.

4. A member of the opposite sex.
John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"

Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.

depressant

someone who, when seen or spoken to, illicits a downer affect on your mood and emotions.
I was in such a great mood until I talked to Brandi. She is such a depressant.
depressant by Scroty-G October 6, 2009

Anti-Depressant Salesperson 

Someone who pisses you off for their own gain, enough for you to crave prozac.

Synonym: Prozac Representative
"Hey did you see Cheyney last night?"
"Yeah... that anti-depressant salesperson is out for a quick buck."

Boner Depressant 

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.
Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.