Depressant

depressant

1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.

2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.

3. A relationship.

4. A member of the opposite sex.

John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"

Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010

depressant

someone who, when seen or spoken to, illicits a downer affect on your mood and emotions.

I was in such a great mood until I talked to Brandi. She is such a depressant.

by Scroty-G October 6, 2009

Anti-Depressant Salesperson

Someone who pisses you off for their own gain, enough for you to crave prozac.

Synonym: Prozac Representative

"Hey did you see Cheyney last night?"
"Yeah... that anti-depressant salesperson is out for a quick buck."

by chatters44 May 27, 2009

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer May 9, 2018

oral anti-depressant

A blowjob.

Oral anti-depressants (usually!) cost a lot less than prescription meds (most "willing" gals will do it for free, of course), and unlike a pill dat just one person takes, they often have many benefits for both da giver and receiver... both participants feel good due to da "shared intimacy" experience --- not to mention da mutual release of "feel good" brain chemicals --- plus of course da guy loves da two pleasure-feelings of both da gal's warm moist lips on his cock and ejaculating into da chick's mouth, and da gal may get a mood-boost from swallowing da guy's nutrient-rich love-juice.

by QuacksO October 28, 2025

depressingly spicy

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.

Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."

by Catherine Dif January 30, 2019

Depressing Fire

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event

Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire

by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019