depressaunt

when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

by Gem's_definition December 15, 2023

depressaunt

when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

by Gem's_definition December 15, 2023

Depressant

depressant

1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.

2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.

3. A relationship.

4. A member of the opposite sex.

John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"

Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010

Depressants

Ants that help you when you are sad. They may be therapy ants, or just good friend ants. Either way, they are ants. This is not to be confused with the medically prescribed anti depressants. These are just for any person who feels down.

Person 1: I'm feeling sad..
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: yeah.. My depressants will help me.

by Sockth December 28, 2018

Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022

depresshun

When your friend is depressed and wants to be left alone, shunning society to go curl up in his/her emo corner.

I heard Kate broke up with her boyfriend, so I tried to call her to hang out, but she didn't pick up. I hate getting depresshunned.

"Cameron told me to go away. I wonder if he's mad at me."
"Nahh, he's probably just depresshunning you. It happens to the best of us."

by ElzBells January 17, 2010

depressant

someone who, when seen or spoken to, illicits a downer affect on your mood and emotions.

I was in such a great mood until I talked to Brandi. She is such a depressant.

by Scroty-G October 6, 2009