Definitions by Sockth

Trombone jokes

A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.

Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.

Trombone jokes by Sockth January 25, 2019

Trumpet 

noun

1) A person who is over-confident, egotistical, and loud.

2) A brass instrument with a small bell. There usually is a lot of them, and they need to be oiled rather frequently.

Person 1: Woah, Eric is such a Trumpet.
Person 2: Calm down, isn't that a little far? She may be egotistical, but she isn't exactly that loud.

Trumpet by Sockth January 25, 2019

Depressants 

Ants that help you when you are sad. They may be therapy ants, or just good friend ants. Either way, they are ants. This is not to be confused with the medically prescribed anti depressants. These are just for any person who feels down.

Person 1: I'm feeling sad..
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: yeah.. My depressants will help me.

Depressants by Sockth December 28, 2018

Nostalgache 

Nostalgache is when you get so nostalgic that it hurts. This may be due to several reasons such as missing your past, too many memories at once, or simply just feeling nostalgia over a horrible phase you had. This sensation may stay with you from months to weeks.

Person 1: I'm playing Club Penguin rewritten

Person 2: I played that too. It gave me major Nostalgache

Nostalgache by Sockth December 27, 2018

Meme lifespan 

There are many memes who have tragically died. Memes used to have a long lifespan, such as doge,grumpy cat, and other memes. They survived up to 3 years without wavering in popularity. Now memes tend to have a lifespan of a month if they are lucky such as Ugandan Knuckles and Moth.It seems the meme lifespan is slowly decreasing due to many variables including the now fast spreading of memes through Reddit,tumblr, and discord.

Meme lifespans have decreased over the years.

Meme lifespan by Sockth December 12, 2018

Toe beans

The beans at the bottom of a cat's foot. They sometimes are on other animal's feet, and are there for many reasons such as balance. Most who do not own a pet are fascinated about toe beans.

"I don't know about you, but toe beans are one of the cutest parts of a cat."

Toe beans by Sockth December 9, 2018

French Trombone 

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.

"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."

French Trombone by Sockth December 9, 2018