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Democratic Party 

A party that consists of two warring groups. The first have known as blue dog conservative democrats consisting of 2 dollar whores who suckle the corporate interests and bathe in the corruption created in the absence of liberal red cat republicans and the extinction of moderate republicans long purged by the ghost of Ronald Reagan to fuel his inevitable resurrection for the end of days

The second half consisting Liberal Progressives who hold the Radical Idea of maintaining government for the people, working class, and using tax dollars to maintain a functioning government instead, the Wealthy Feudal Corporate Overlords and a Industrial Military Complex as decreed by the Natural Order.

One need not fear such an event occurring so long as the Republicans and the Blue Dogs(aka Diet republicans). Maintain the facade of a 2 party democracy to protect the Oligarchy. Such protections include democrats bending over backwards to bipartisanly give republicans 99% of what they desire, tax breaks for the wealthy, Pay to prevent Progressive movements, DarkMoney, Gas lighting , Voter suppression, Media Blackouts, Calling people who worked in the Civil and Women's rights Movements racists or sexist.
Democratic Party loves to Gas Light Progressives
Democratic Party by Pippin Jay August 17, 2019

Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.
Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Democratic People's Republic of Korea

The "offical" name of North Korea, contains 3 lies.
In The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, they will re-educate your ass if you so much as don't keep your required pictures of Kim Il Song dusted.

Democratic press release

Imagine laying down, on your belly and pooping
I saw that democratic press release Billy did, was a mess.

Democratic Immunity 

Similar to Diplomatic Immunity, a secret clause in US legal code that prohibits the prosecution of Democratic Party members, family or associates for corruption or felonies. It is rigidly enforced by the DOJ and FBI.
Hillary Clinton, Lois Lerner and the Mueller Special Counsel investigation destroyed or caused to be destroyed evidence under subpoena but were not prosecuted because they were protected by Democratic Immunity.
Democratic Immunity by Dakawn Vick February 27, 2020

Democratic Republic of Congo

It's not democratic
Congo Citizen: "I'm going to vote for who will be in charge of the Democratic Republic of Congo"
Felix Tshisekedi: "You can't vote dumbass"
Congo Citizen "Aw shit"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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