Definition Removed By The North Korean Government.

There is nothing funny to say about North Korea. Nothing at all.

The one place on earth that is scarier even during the day than Detroit is at night.

The only place in the world where poor, skinny, overworked plebs must bow their broken backs before giant golden statues of a morbidly obeese geezer with an ugly haircut, or risk losing their lives.

A country that oppresses its people, and has threatened the US with a nuke.

A good place to Starve and Die

A bizarre Asian twilight zone where the most basic things you've been taught since first grade are untrue. The dictator Kim Jong-il is a deity according to the average citizen. The army is starving, amputations are performed without anesthesia or electricity, and the people are forced to wear uniforms.