defecum

The act of shitting out cum after being buttfucked.

Yo Tyron after you got buttfucked in prison did you defecum?

by Tells May 1, 2018

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Defecunt

A derogatory term for a really shitty cunt.

Sophie is the consummate defecunt. She is just an all around shit cunt towards all her coworkers.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

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defectment

A software development term referring to an enhancement request that is reported and managed as a software defect.

This defectment must be addressed in the next patch release.

by CrossbowGuru January 6, 2011

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Function: noun

Etymology: Play on the famously abstruse novel Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco and its title's source, Jean Bernard Leon Foucault's pendulum, a simple pendulum suspended from a long wire and set into motion along a meridian. The plane of motion appears to turn clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, demonstrating the axial rotation of the earth.

1. the moment of not knowing if poops are dangling or not after a sphincter-numbing bowl movement 2. confusion when the whirl of toilet flush snatches a still-dangling poop from one's anal. See also: defecult.

(BOB EXITS THE BATHROOM)
Sally: How'd it go in there? Defecult?
Bob: God, no. It was even worse this time... more like Defecult's Pendulum.

by Alana Post July 26, 2008

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defecult

Function: adjective

Etymology: combination of difficult and fecal. Attribution: Ben.

1. describes the difficulty associated with taking an extremely constipated shit, or anything of equivalent difficulty. See also: tenesmus; defecult's pendulum.

(BOB EXITS THE BATHROOM)
Susan: So how'd it go in there?
Bob: Defecult.

by Alana Post October 14, 2005

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