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1. One who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the anus; One who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.
2. One who combines song, esp. classical or religious chants, with taking a dump.
1. One who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the anus; One who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.
2. One who combines song, esp. classical or religious chants, with taking a dump.
1. The defecantor firmly released the mudpiles from his anus as he melodically recited the "Loquetur Dominus, Introit for Week XXXIV of Ordinary Time."
2. "Rabbi Shlomo Fine, a well respected Hazzan, loves to recite 'Akdamut' as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. He's a true defecantor!"
3. "Dude, my roommate's such a fucking defecantor! Every time he takes a shit, I can hear him singing Psalm 119!!! As soon as he starts I know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. Fucking asshole."
2. "Rabbi Shlomo Fine, a well respected Hazzan, loves to recite 'Akdamut' as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. He's a true defecantor!"
3. "Dude, my roommate's such a fucking defecantor! Every time he takes a shit, I can hear him singing Psalm 119!!! As soon as he starts I know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. Fucking asshole."
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Is a direct result of defecation. Not to be confused with dessicant, defecant is sometimes used during sex - scat. ITS SHIT!!!
Is a direct result of defecation. Not to be confused with dessicant, defecant is sometimes used during sex - scat. ITS SHIT!!!
"I just clogged your toilet with defecant." "This defecant taco is mighty tasty" "Mine pants are filled with defecant."
by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006
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Etymology: Play on the famously abstruse novel Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco and its title's source, Jean Bernard Leon Foucault's pendulum, a simple pendulum suspended from a long wire and set into motion along a meridian. The plane of motion appears to turn clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, demonstrating the axial rotation of the earth.
1. the moment of not knowing if poops are dangling or not after a sphincter-numbing bowl movement 2. confusion when the whirl of toilet flush snatches a still-dangling poop from one's anal. See also: defecult.
Etymology: Play on the famously abstruse novel Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco and its title's source, Jean Bernard Leon Foucault's pendulum, a simple pendulum suspended from a long wire and set into motion along a meridian. The plane of motion appears to turn clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, demonstrating the axial rotation of the earth.
1. the moment of not knowing if poops are dangling or not after a sphincter-numbing bowl movement 2. confusion when the whirl of toilet flush snatches a still-dangling poop from one's anal. See also: defecult.
(BOB EXITS THE BATHROOM)
Sally: How'd it go in there? Defecult?
Bob: God, no. It was even worse this time... more like Defecult's Pendulum.
Sally: How'd it go in there? Defecult?
Bob: God, no. It was even worse this time... more like Defecult's Pendulum.
by Alana Post July 26, 2008
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Etymology: combination of difficult and fecal. Attribution: Ben.
1. describes the difficulty associated with taking an extremely constipated shit, or anything of equivalent difficulty. See also: tenesmus; defecult's pendulum.
Etymology: combination of difficult and fecal. Attribution: Ben.
1. describes the difficulty associated with taking an extremely constipated shit, or anything of equivalent difficulty. See also: tenesmus; defecult's pendulum.
by Alana Post October 14, 2005
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