Defeculate
A word used to describe something fucked up beyond repair especially concerned with personal belongings.
Defeculate by Billiam Heyton Ashbury Monteban III June 19, 2007
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Defecate deficit
Constipated or bunged up.
'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'
Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017
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Defeculate • defaculate • defecalate • Deficulate • Defuculate • defecate • dejaculate • defibulate • Defecate deficit • defecately
Defuckulate
To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.
"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"
Defuckulate by Mister Bee February 7, 2009
defecate
"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
defecate by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004
defaculate
defaculate by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013
Dejaculate
"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."
"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."
"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."
"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
Dejaculate by Gartholomew October 17, 2009
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