defecult 

Function: adjective

Etymology: combination of difficult and fecal. Attribution: Ben.

1. describes the difficulty associated with taking an extremely constipated shit, or anything of equivalent difficulty. See also: tenesmus; defecult's pendulum.

(BOB EXITS THE BATHROOM)
Susan: So how'd it go in there?
Bob: Defecult.

defecult by Alana Post October 14, 2005

defecult's pendulum

Function: noun

Etymology: Play on the famously abstruse novel Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco and its title's source, Jean Bernard Leon Foucault's pendulum, a simple pendulum suspended from a long wire and set into motion along a meridian. The plane of motion appears to turn clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, demonstrating the axial rotation of the earth.

1. the moment of not knowing if poops are dangling or not after a sphincter-numbing bowl movement 2. confusion when the whirl of toilet flush snatches a still-dangling poop from one's anal. See also: defecult.

(BOB EXITS THE BATHROOM)
Sally: How'd it go in there? Defecult?
Bob: God, no. It was even worse this time... more like Defecult's Pendulum.

defecult's pendulum by Alana Post July 26, 2008

Defecunt 

A derogatory term for a really shitty cunt.

Sophie is the consummate defecunt. She is just an all around shit cunt towards all her coworkers.

Defecunt by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Defeculate 

A word used to describe something fucked up beyond repair especially concerned with personal belongings.

"Man somebody fuckin defeculated that ride. I can't even tell what color it was."

Defeculate by Billiam Heyton Ashbury Monteban III June 19, 2007