BOB

by snarfster June 24, 2015
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1)A name used to personify an imaginary person, usually made up on the spur of the moment.

2)A builder who can fix it.

3)Short for Robert
1)Better watch out... I'll call Bob on you!

2)Bob the Builder - Can we fix it? Bob the Builder - YES WE CAN!

3)Hey, have you met my friend Bob?
by Keegster April 29, 2003
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Body Of Believer. The code and nickname of all believers in a spiritual afterlife. The son of "Lord Bud" (The Holy Okie) is Robert A McKinney a sacrificed RAM. Sacrificing his Horns he became a polled sheep that could not butt heads with other rams. Should you argue on the opposite side of this truth you will reveal yourself a fool, because. My truth will not argue back, (NO BUTTING HEADS) nor will it change just because you refuse to accept it and believe it. Bob will just stand there self-evident while you are looking like a fool.
I am the Public Defender of my son BOB. I protect his exclusively private right to believe in the Holy Okie. I forbid him from holding any public office. He has been instructed to reserve, invoke, and exercise his fifth amendment right to remain silent and has not spoken since my death of lung cancer on August 13, 1999. Do you know anyone more trustworthy than a man who has not told a lie in 22years?
by Spiritual-Master January 06, 2022
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This guy's a con artist. Pretends to be a nobody but he's the con-artiest of all the con artists.
by Definitely Not Karan May 02, 2018
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(n). Battery Operated Boyfriend.
Also known as a vibrator. Called a battery operated boyfriend because it acts as a form of pleasure when your living boy is unavailable. (Besides BOB's better because you get it the way you like it)
BOB pleasured me in ways I never knew possible last night.
by SEEARE May 12, 2004
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An acronym for Breakfast On (a) Bun.

A fast convenient way to grab breakfast for people on the go. A toasted bun is loaded with bacon, egg, sausage meat, cheese, tomato and a dollop of bake beans.
Got time to have a sit down breakfast, Leigh

No thanks, Jan. I will grab a BOB on the way to work.
by el cee May 31, 2007
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A minion or a guy that is gay. Bob finds other gay minions attractive. He usually a guy that is hot and all girls drool for him. But little do they know he is gay.
Bob is a girl that has no life acting like a guy.
by -.brand-hype39.- November 27, 2018
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