bathroom

For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.

Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.

by benormous April 28, 2006

bathroom

The bathroom is a magical place where many different things can happen. The original use is obviously to take a bath (look at the word, dumbass), and to take a crap or pee. But many other things can happen in the bathroom nowadays, such as listening to music, throwing a party, studying, reading, eating (yep, that's right, eating), going on your laptop, your iPod, your iPhone, or even hanging out with your friends. The bathroom is the room where the most things can happen, and therefore is the greatest room.

"Hey, what's you're favorite room in your house?"

"THE BATHROOM, OF COURSE"

by JimTheApplesauce October 26, 2012

bathroom

A place to eat a mango with 3 other guys while random people stare.

Lets eat a fucking mango in the "bathroom"

by WeEatMangos May 29, 2019

Bathroom

What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.

John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Bathroom

originally designed as a room for sanitary use. It was later viciously throttled and adapted into a social breeding ground for xXVapeLordsXx and under-aged horn rabbits that do not understand the meaning of chastity

Original use of Urinals and/or toilets: U N K N O W N (adapted use: throwing away gum or vomiting)
Original use of stalls: To surround toilets (adapted use: the wargrounds and trenches of utter horniness

male horn rabbit: wanna stik mai pp rod into your hoo-hah
female horn rabbit: sure, but lets do it in the bathroom

VapeLord 1: bruh i got some mango pods
VapeLord 2: sick bro lets go to the bathroom to puff them clouds

by Fried_RiceBiotch May 10, 2019

bathroom

A nice place to have sex specially under the shower.

mayne it ws fun fucking dat bitch in d bathroom.

by babanash July 14, 2006

bathroom

A placer where you take a shit, Pee, Vomit, jerk off, and all that shit

Oh shit Im Horny let me take some lube and this porn mag

I gotta take a shit, can you say bathroom.

Shit dude, don't pee on the bush go to the bathroom

Shit dude you drank a 5th of Vodka, ima vomit, let me go to the bathroom

by AC December 21, 2003