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dafca by Kingcollin66 November 7, 2020
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daffany
shes the most amazing girl youll ever meet, she is not like the rest, always keep things in to make other people feel good.The best bestfriend you can ever have. she keeps your secrets closed. she can always keep a smile on your face. shes the best girlfriend anyone can have, shes trust worthy pulse shes beautiful inside out. has am amazing smile you can get lost in her sparkiling eyes for days. she gives the best hugs ever. loves being around people she loves. but if you hurt her shell cry for days until you have a seriouse talk to her. music is the only thing that can turn off the world and make her happy. shes good at sports isnet very tall nor very short shes just perfect .she loves snuggling in the rain and enjoys having long hugs. daffany was the best thing that ever happend to me. love, DAFF
daffany by johhnyboy1234567 July 17, 2012
daffany
a beautiful,kind caring girl who will make u feel like the best guy in the world,will make u laugh til u cry and makes u feel lucky just 2 know her
hey daffany,i love you
pokemon daycare
Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017
Children's Online Daycare
Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...
Your friend: wanna play COD?
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
Children's Online Daycare by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013
DafCun
The benign and affable version of the potent and offensive Northern English insult: 'Daft Cunt'.
People unfamiliar with the connotations of the missing 'T's (especially Southerners) will most likely take it as an incredible insult therefore it is only recommended for use between friends, either as a greeting or during a mild and friendly exchange of so called banter.
If intended for use as an insult, the 'T''s must be re-inserted and it will instantly revert back to its highly unpleasant original form.
(See also: The DafCun Scale)
People unfamiliar with the connotations of the missing 'T's (especially Southerners) will most likely take it as an incredible insult therefore it is only recommended for use between friends, either as a greeting or during a mild and friendly exchange of so called banter.
If intended for use as an insult, the 'T''s must be re-inserted and it will instantly revert back to its highly unpleasant original form.
(See also: The DafCun Scale)
dafaq
Shortened form of The Fuck. Also used instead of What The Fuck. Pronounced as "the fuck".
Shortened by people, who do not want to, or at the moment too annoyed to, pronounce the whole phrase "what the fuck".
Shortened also because it can be typed faster and/or to avoid explicitly typing the word "fuck".
Usage same as the words fuck, the fuck and what the fuck
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Shortened by people, who do not want to, or at the moment too annoyed to, pronounce the whole phrase "what the fuck".
Shortened also because it can be typed faster and/or to avoid explicitly typing the word "fuck".
Usage same as the words fuck, the fuck and what the fuck
...
Urban Dictionary: "Example can't be blank"
Me: dafaq?!
Said by a little boy who was expecting a pony but has received a dog as his birthday gift:
"I asked for a pony; dafaq is this ?"
Me: dafaq?!
Said by a little boy who was expecting a pony but has received a dog as his birthday gift:
"I asked for a pony; dafaq is this ?"
dafaq by rhysclark8 December 16, 2012
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.