dafca 

Something I scream when someone knocks on my door

Mom:*knocks on door*
Me:"dafca"
Mom:*opens door* what do you want for dinner"

dafca by Kingcollin66 November 7, 2020

daffany 

shes the most amazing girl youll ever meet, she is not like the rest, always keep things in to make other people feel good.The best bestfriend you can ever have. she keeps your secrets closed. she can always keep a smile on your face. shes the best girlfriend anyone can have, shes trust worthy pulse shes beautiful inside out. has am amazing smile you can get lost in her sparkiling eyes for days. she gives the best hugs ever. loves being around people she loves. but if you hurt her shell cry for days until you have a seriouse talk to her. music is the only thing that can turn off the world and make her happy. shes good at sports isnet very tall nor very short shes just perfect .she loves snuggling in the rain and enjoys having long hugs. daffany was the best thing that ever happend to me. love, DAFF

daffany, daffany oh how i love you! daff, daffy duck, sexy

daffany by johhnyboy1234567 July 17, 2012

daffany 

a beautiful,kind caring girl who will make u feel like the best guy in the world,will make u laugh til u cry and makes u feel lucky just 2 know her

hey daffany,i love you

daffany by tubbyfuck July 6, 2011

pokemon daycare 

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Children's Online Daycare 

Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...

Your friend: wanna play COD?

You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!

You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!

Children's Online Daycare by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013

DafCun 

The benign and affable version of the potent and offensive Northern English insult: 'Daft Cunt'.

People unfamiliar with the connotations of the missing 'T's (especially Southerners) will most likely take it as an incredible insult therefore it is only recommended for use between friends, either as a greeting or during a mild and friendly exchange of so called banter.

If intended for use as an insult, the 'T''s must be re-inserted and it will instantly revert back to its highly unpleasant original form.

(See also: The DafCun Scale)

"NOW THEN DAFCUN!!"

"Har Har, shut up DafCun!"

"Lets have a dafty ya DafCun!"

DafCun by macfook June 21, 2013

dafaq 

Shortened form of The Fuck. Also used instead of What The Fuck. Pronounced as "the fuck".

Shortened by people, who do not want to, or at the moment too annoyed to, pronounce the whole phrase "what the fuck".

Shortened also because it can be typed faster and/or to avoid explicitly typing the word "fuck".

Usage same as the words fuck, the fuck and what the fuck

...

Urban Dictionary: "Example can't be blank"
Me: dafaq?!

Said by a little boy who was expecting a pony but has received a dog as his birthday gift:
"I asked for a pony; dafaq is this ?"

dafaq by rhysclark8 December 16, 2012