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The benign and affable version of the potent and offensive Northern English insult: 'Daft Cunt'.

People unfamiliar with the connotations of the missing 'T's (especially Southerners) will most likely take it as an incredible insult therefore it is only recommended for use between friends, either as a greeting or during a mild and friendly exchange of so called banter.

If intended for use as an insult, the 'T''s must be re-inserted and it will instantly revert back to its highly unpleasant original form.

(See also: The DafCun Scale)
"NOW THEN DAFCUN!!"

"Har Har, shut up DafCun!"

"Lets have a dafty ya DafCun!"
DafCun by macfook June 21, 2013
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dafoundy 

Someone who's not so smart and/or makes a dumb decision.
Umm... Why did you do that? Fuck you're dafoundy.
dafoundy by oneandonlyOSG August 18, 2017
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Someone who's not so smart and/or makes a dumb decision.
What the f*ck was that? You f*cking dafound child. Next time listen.
dafound by oneandonlyOSG August 18, 2017
Someone who brings it all, but is very homosexual and likes to have sexual relations with underage boys.
Man that guy is Dafunks.
Dafunks by risc411 December 4, 2009
A girl who is very talented in the performing arts, loves to sing, and is extremely beautiful. Also one of the best kind of people to hang out with.
OMG You got to hang out with DaCunto last night?!?! YOUR SO LUCKY
DaCunto by Teddy814 April 19, 2009

Daftcunt 

A smoking tool used around newcastle upon tyne, consisting of a plastic bottle with 5 strategically placed holes in the bottom, placed inside a larger bottle full of water.
Look some chavs left a Daftcunt behind
Daftcunt by Everblazing October 3, 2009
when some is being a low life dramatic little bitch or cunt. typically towards men.
“bryan stop being a damn dafcunt!”

zander you’re being a dafcunt.”
dafcunt by niptornido February 27, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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