Cummon

The act of summoning cum without inducing the sense of touch to oneself.

Alpha Chad: "Hey girl wanna see something s i c c ?"
Girl: "Hmmm, sure."
Alpha Chad: *Cummon time*
Girl: "OH FU..."

by BolleLegacy April 30, 2020

Cummon Sense

The basic thought when deciding whether to participate in some form of sex involving ejaculation.

D00d1:I think Sarah want to go down on me
D00d2: Use your Cummon Sense, that shits nasty

by rawryoumotherfucker June 12, 2009

Cummon Courtesy

Making an attempt to fulfill your partner’s oragasmic needs, and not just fucking solely for your own pleasure.

Daniella: I hung out with DeAndre last night, and he didn’t have cummon courtesy.

Sophia: What’s that?

Daniella: He fucked till he came & I laid there miserable & unsatisfied.

by Punnygirl118 March 13, 2018

cummon dev

When Devin Crashes into a car

Devins coming out of a parking space and hits a grey pick up truck "cummon dev!"

by adrian perez August 8, 2006

So Much In Common

When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.

And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.

Me: *meets bud who I have nothing in common with*
Me: "Omg we have so much in common!!!!!!!!!"

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Going Full Common

To give a public expository speech using vague and uplifting rhetoric; spoken in a sing song rhythmic cadence; as though participating in an open mic poetry slam.

This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.

This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!

Damn! Did you hear him give that best man speech; he was going full Common celebrating the bride and groom. I can’t remember a word he said but it made me feel a lot better about jumping the broom.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 25, 2022

Common Sense Media

A website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media

Before you allow Little Tommy to watch Spongebob, make sure you check it's rating on Common Sense Media!

by DerpyDumplings March 21, 2015