25 definitions by Lead Bud 123

When Lead Bagger tells you you're a good boy, but you impress him so much that you become SUCH a good boy. Big difference btw.
Me: *does nothing*
Lead Bagger: *shakes head in amazement* "Oh SUCH a good boy!"
Me: "Thank you so much bud!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 7, 2021
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The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.

Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.
Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*
by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021
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The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise ๐Ÿ˜Ž."
Teacher: "Yessir! ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
by Lead Bud 123 May 23, 2021
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What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations ๐ŸŽ‰.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021
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When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started ๐Ÿ˜ฉ."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers ๐Ÿ˜ก. This is perjury ๐Ÿ˜ก."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."
by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021
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A brother that you make a shrine for in your room. Your choice between the bedroom or bathroom, whatever tickles your funny bone.

IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.
Me: *wakes up*
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 1, 2021
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The iconic keys are what you hear when the guy with the freshest trim walks around. You hear the keys, you know it's him. Everyone's gangster until "Mr. Keys" comes around.
Me: *has normal conversation with others*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*
by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021
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