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The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.
Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.
cumonia by h4xxxx June 26, 2009
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cummonaise

The act of masturbating into someone's sandwich in replace of mayonnaise.
I hope you were able to taste that cummonaise man!
cummonaise by lukeanator99 January 19, 2014

cummoning 

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.
“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”
cummoning by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021

Cummoning 

the act of ejaculating with intent of the excretion to land on someone or something
Whatcha doing?”

“Cummoning.”
“Ahh you on grindr again.”
Cummoning by Jj0909 August 21, 2021

Cummonity 

A marvelous word discovered by the great Kris, the leader of all Amino Cummonities.
- Word added to Urban Dictionary by their wonderful fiancé, Quill.
"I was a leader on an amino cummonity and none of them were."
- Kris, 29th May 2022
Cummonity by Quill Vivian May 28, 2022
A secondary pneumococcal infection brought on by the aspiration of jizz.
Be sure to breath correctly when going down on someone to avoid getting cumonia.
Cumonia by Scott Codeson May 3, 2021