cummoning 

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

cummoning by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021

Cummoning 

the act of ejaculating with intent of the excretion to land on someone or something

“Whatcha doing?”

“Cummoning.”
“Ahh you on grindr again.”

Cummoning by Jj0909 August 21, 2021

cumming around the mountain

When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.

Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!

cumming around the mountain by richard vendor October 22, 2012

cummings invite 

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.

Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?

cummings invite by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

ryan cumming 

A kid who loves his last name

Ryan cumming

Ryan Cumming

ryan cumming by Tebowgator December 27, 2013

Second Cumming of Christ 

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

Second Cumming of Christ by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Cumming to Your Senses 

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.

I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

Cumming to Your Senses by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018