cummart

To be one who cums excessively.
Such as a braggart who brags excessively.
But in this case you're cumming excessively.

Guy 1: Dude, I came on that girls face last night!
Guy 2: You're such a fucking Cummart.
Guy 1: *Donkey Punches Guy 2*

by Eatin Yer Soulz June 2, 2008

cumfarter

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

anal cumdart

When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.

Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning

by aRi`` August 11, 2006

Cumfart Baby

After ejaculating into a woman's ass, she farts and cum drips from her asshole into her vagina. This sperm then joins with the womans egg creating a baby.

Don't think that just because you are having butt sex that you wont get pregnant. You could end up having a Cumfart baby.

by HillMeadow April 25, 2010

cumfart

Upon having sex with a females anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the girl is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.

Becky released a massive cumfart once Tyler had finished pumping her anus.

by Eddie Doom May 11, 2006

Cummarrhea

Cummarrhea is when you diarrhea redirects to your prostate. At this point you uncontrollably ejaculate from you cack. This leads to dickhyrdation problems.

I got da cummarrhea I think I’ll head to the nearest bukkake. I’ll be a one man show.

by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019

cumfartable

Being able to produce a cum fart.

To make someone cumfartable - to cum in their ass.

man 1 "I would enjoy cum fart but I don't have sperm in my anus"

ma 2 "That's okay bend over and I will make you cumfartable"

by Sukottoaijojii March 29, 2010