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Comfartible 

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.
The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.
Comfartible by Sharksie March 29, 2022

cumfortable pants 

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.
I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

Cumfortable 

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.
"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011

Comfartable

The point in a relationship when one or both parties are comfortable farting in front of eachother.
Adam dumped Eva when she was comfartable well before he was.
Comfartable by Lotuschef September 17, 2015

Comfortable 

Comfortable ..

As in

When someone touches you

Physically

Not spiritually

…

If your partner / lover for instance and you’re draped over them that would indicate the pure natural relationship between you … natural intimacy

What if that’s not your partner?

Someone slipping their arm around you and leaving it there ..

Maybe to gauge your reaction?

If shrugged off instantly ..

You’d take the hint ..

If allowed, maybe they would keep it there around your waist

The eyes meeting … would say a lot ..

Your allowance also telling

Also to anybody in the vicinity who may notice …

Twist of fate sometimes

You don’t mean to see something

It simply smacks you in the face

Twice …

lol the universe …

A message

Then

Making sure it’s loud and clear

…

A but like my …

Fuck you … and your definitions (that all need deleting)

Then I can stop the thumbs down marathons ….

Get a life instead …
Comfortable

Adding fuel to the fire

Lapping it up

Meow ..

comfortable 

what rich people call being rich
(in british accent) we're not rich, we're just comfortable.
comfortable by double dickfart February 13, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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