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Comfartible 

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To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.
The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.
Comfartible by Sharksie March 29, 2022

cumfortable pants 

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A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.
I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

Cumfortable 

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The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.
"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011

Comfartable

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The point in a relationship when one or both parties are comfortable farting in front of eachother.
Adam dumped Eva when she was comfartable well before he was.
Comfartable by Lotuschef September 17, 2015

Comfortable 

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Comfortable ..

As in

When someone touches you

Physically

Not spiritually



If your partner / lover for instance and you’re draped over them that would indicate the pure natural relationship between you … natural intimacy

What if that’s not your partner?

Someone slipping their arm around you and leaving it there ..

Maybe to gauge your reaction?

If shrugged off instantly ..

You’d take the hint ..

If allowed, maybe they would keep it there around your waist

The eyes meeting … would say a lot ..

Your allowance also telling

Also to anybody in the vicinity who may notice …

Twist of fate sometimes

You don’t mean to see something

It simply smacks you in the face

Twice …

lol the universe …

A message

Then

Making sure it’s loud and clear



A but like my …

Fuck you … and your definitions (that all need deleting)

Then I can stop the thumbs down marathons ….

Get a life instead …
Comfortable

Adding fuel to the fire

Lapping it up

Meow ..

comfortable 

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what rich people call being rich
(in british accent) we're not rich, we're just comfortable.
comfortable by double dickfart February 13, 2019
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