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n. a projectile secretion from the male penis aimed at the receiver's eye(s).
She could not see for a week after that well placed cumdart.
Cumdart by Hoe Hussla May 12, 2008
Words you can keep
I shot a cumdart on each of Amy's tits.
cumdart by cardinal_fan October 14, 2004

anal cumdart 

When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.
Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning
anal cumdart by aRi`` August 11, 2006

cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

Cumfart Baby 

After ejaculating into a woman's ass, she farts and cum drips from her asshole into her vagina. This sperm then joins with the womans egg creating a baby.
Don't think that just because you are having butt sex that you wont get pregnant. You could end up having a Cumfart baby.
Cumfart Baby by HillMeadow April 25, 2010
Upon having sex with a females anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the girl is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.
Becky released a massive cumfart once Tyler had finished pumping her anus.
cumfart by Eddie Doom May 11, 2006
Apparently texting-speak for "atleast". That is, without any space. If you type in 2853277, because you're too dumb to know 'at least' is two words, the phone apparently suggests 'culdart' to you. This editor uses proper keyboards to communicate, but knows people who actually use this like a real word on myspace and such.
im so lonley but culdart i have my teddy bear lolz!!
culdart by ColdFusion September 3, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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