cumfart
Upon having sex with a females anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the girl is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.
cumfart by Eddie Doom May 11, 2006
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cumfart
1. The act of farting out cum out of your bum after anal sex.
2. A person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a cumfart.
2. A person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a cumfart.
cumfart by CumfartQueen October 26, 2011
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cumfart
Upon having sex with a male's anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the boy is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.
cumfart by Meattenheimer March 29, 2008
Cumfart
When a man (probably homosexual) or woman drop trou, squeeze out a fart and seaman is fired from there anus - which may possibly land inside a wide-set vagina and cause pregnancy which will produce a child known as a "son of a Cumfart".
1. "Are you feeling uncumfartable?"
"Little bit Ameigo"
"You should get Bill to butt fuck you, that usually breaks the ice and makes me feel cumfartable"
2. "I just gave that guy a Blumpkin and let the seamen ejaculated from his penis fire into my butt"
"Awww man that sounds insane"
"Yeah, I even cumfarted a couple of minutes later"
"Lucky fucker"
"Thats what I thought until I found out the seamen from my anus landed in a passing woman's wide-set vagina"
"Uh-oh"
"Now I'm a father and have learned the dangers of public Cumfarting"
"Little bit Ameigo"
"You should get Bill to butt fuck you, that usually breaks the ice and makes me feel cumfartable"
2. "I just gave that guy a Blumpkin and let the seamen ejaculated from his penis fire into my butt"
"Awww man that sounds insane"
"Yeah, I even cumfarted a couple of minutes later"
"Lucky fucker"
"Thats what I thought until I found out the seamen from my anus landed in a passing woman's wide-set vagina"
"Uh-oh"
"Now I'm a father and have learned the dangers of public Cumfarting"
Cumfart by relaxingCumfartabley March 28, 2010
cumfart
cumfart by slimezorua September 4, 2016
Cumfart
Tom: "Damn bitch u ate too many beans"
Prostitute: "I like em refried" *Farts loudly*
Tom+cum covered face: "U AINT GETTING DIDLY SQUAT! WATCH UR CUMFARTS!"
Prostitue: I was only $3 *cries*
Prostitute: "I like em refried" *Farts loudly*
Tom+cum covered face: "U AINT GETTING DIDLY SQUAT! WATCH UR CUMFARTS!"
Prostitue: I was only $3 *cries*
Cumfart by Saleeeeeeeeem September 12, 2009