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cumi by keebomybeloved May 2, 2021
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cumikaze • cumin • cumikazi • Cumis • cumicide • cuming. • cumiahrrea • Cumification • Cumified • cuminate
Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)
the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen
levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)
Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze) by soft and simple July 4, 2011
Suckingadick Cuminmyass
A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.
"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"
"Omg Daniel wtf lol"
"Thanks, babe"
"What did you just call me"
"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
"Omg Daniel wtf lol"
"Thanks, babe"
"What did you just call me"
"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
Suckingadick Cuminmyass by KinZil March 10, 2017
Cumillion
1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.
2. A million dollars covered in cum
3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass
2. A million dollars covered in cum
3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass
I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.
Cumillion by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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