cumicide 

to figuratively fuck someone to death

I gave Kim a major pounding last night. By morning, it was determined to be a case of cumicide.

cumicide by Cowboy Bo Pollard, Esq. September 22, 2009

cumicide 

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

cumicide by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

Cumicide 

To fuck someone to death.

I saw Kim last night and fucked her to death. This morning they declared it a case of cumicide.

Cumicide by Bo Pollard, Esq. September 22, 2009

Cubicide

Death caused by various office-related objects. This act of violence usually arises when a worker is micro-managed by his or her boss. Sometimes this act stems from the simple fact that a person is required to stare at a computer screen for 8 hours a day for 260 or more days per year. Symptoms include loss of vision from macular decay, increased procrastination to get projects done on time, and heart palptations from too much coffee.

Johnny Chimpo lost all hearing yesterday after falling asleep atop a desk with his iPod headphones on. When Johnny awoke his earbuds were lodged in his inner ear. Shortly thereafter he decided to committ cubicide by phone cord.

Cubicide by Corporate Chimp September 29, 2005

comicide 

A comedic homicide; a funny murder; a killing that inspires laughter.

The repeated murder of Kenny on South Park -- "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" -- is classic comicide.

comicide by miggsathon August 18, 2009

Cumcide 

The act of ejaculating into your own mouth and choking, resulting in death.

Did you hear about what happened to Jared?

Yeah, he totally commited Cumcide last night.

Cumcide by Lorenzo Sanchez May 4, 2011

comicide 

death by comedy

comicide is the act of someone laughing to death

comicide by Shazmafat October 8, 2008