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Mental
Abuse
To
Human
Soles
but I have one question. why are you looking up maths on urban dictionary?
by Hogsbreath101 July 31, 2019
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abuse to humans, tortures them by trying to teach the useless info that nobody cares about that we could just use a calculator for anyway. taught by the the devil gods themselves, you may have heard them calling themselves teachers.
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NO MORE LINES, YOU FAILED MATHS SO THIS IS YOUR PUNISHME
NT
by randomperson.com August 17, 2021
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M-mental
A-abuse
T-to
H-high school
S-students
What maths was really made for
by Yeah braaaaa May 16, 2016
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What you do if you have a Beautiful Mind
The Film - but it may damage your health
by Not-so-bo-ri-ng September 30, 2003
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Most pointless load of shite someone ever took the time over to make up.

No good to you after you leave the exam room, generally find that maths teachers usually become obsessive after 5-10 years - who wouldn't?

one fact about life is that 2+2=anything but 4 since that would require the fouritems to b exactly the same, a more useful idea is that 2+2=5, a famous radiohead song.
two plus two always makes five
by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005
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maths is really boring
we have maths with baldwino today, oh no
by tan October 29, 2003
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A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)

So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
Maths is a spiral.
Spiral means Maths.
Maths includes a lot of things.
by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019
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