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cumikazi 

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.
the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

Cumikazi 

When you jump out of a plane, without a parachute, furiously beating your meat.
How did Tom die?
Oh, Cumikazi.
Wow. What a way to go...
Cumikazi by Flauge August 21, 2020

cumikazi 

n. A woman or homo male who sucks so much dick that they almost drown with cum.
That loyal gook girlfriend of yours sucked my dick so much that she should be called a cumikazi.
cumikazi by cumikazi February 25, 2008

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen
levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

Comikazical 

The act of doing anything to make someone laugh even unto the expense ones self. Making fun of yourself to make others laugh.
Darin is so comikazical
Comikazical by DariusJosephus March 21, 2011
The act of ejaculating so violently that the person ejaculating passes out for a short period of time directly after finishing.
The drenched girl had to care for her comatose boyfriend after he had cumakazied on her stomach.
cumakazi by Big Jag November 30, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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