clam

1. n. Obscene. The female genitalia.
2. n. Slang. A dollar.
3. v. Informal. To be quiet.
4. n. Derog. A Scientologist.
5. n. A shelled sea creature.

I told the clam to shut her clam because I don't have enough clams to be a clam.

by kumaki April 07, 2004

clam

n. A womans genetalia.

Man:(gives woman the eye)
Woman:"The clam is hungry"
Man:"Uh...ok"

by Digiboy October 17, 2005

clam

another word for pussy. Usually referred to as a 'bearded clam', but, nowadays, I like them shaved.

"I'd like to butter her clam"

by evilpete December 12, 2002

clam

A friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. They are lazy bastards and have one fat foot they gimp around on.

I took a fat hit of some smoked clams.

by maybenot September 05, 2003

clam

The tasty orifice in the region between a hot chick's legs.

That girl is so hot, I'd eat her clam without thinking twice!

by Deezz Nutz November 03, 2005

clam

n. the delectable mollusc residing between a woman's legs that men enjoy sticking their penises into. They are similar to actual clams living in the ocean, but the pearl must be inserted physically by male ejaculation. They may come clean shaven or covered in sea grass. I prefer mine tight, polished and juicy.

(Guys drive by woman walking on sidewalk)

(Guy in shotgun whistles, woman turns away disgusted)

Guy: *Bites knuckle and groans* that bitches clam was HELLA HUNGRY!

by cygnus-x1-hemispheres April 01, 2009

clam

A fucking annoying piece of shit human being

Carl: Look I just want the fucking clam dead okay, no fancy shit.

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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020