16 definitions by Chestnut + Hazel
I'll suck your little Pink Maggit
Enough
To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,
Enough
To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
1. All My Money
2. Always My Maybe
3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon)
4. Alice Melissa Madrone
2. Always My Maybe
3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon)
4. Alice Melissa Madrone
by Chestnut + Hazel July 11, 2020
Stands for:
1. Coochie Doing Overtime: describes the situation a hooker or prostitute has when she booked too many johns for the same time / pussy slot, resulting in a gang bang or double penetration at minimum. Often happens on Friday & Saturday nights.
2. Collateralized Debt Obligation: a security made of mortgages that pays the CDO owner based on mortgage payments.
1. Coochie Doing Overtime: describes the situation a hooker or prostitute has when she booked too many johns for the same time / pussy slot, resulting in a gang bang or double penetration at minimum. Often happens on Friday & Saturday nights.
2. Collateralized Debt Obligation: a security made of mortgages that pays the CDO owner based on mortgage payments.
Yo gurl, I be CDO baby, you finna take summa these bruthas cuz I be haten when my coochie dewin overtime.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.
2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019
1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.
69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.
69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
1. A bitch who keeps all the pots and pan on the back fucking burner, rather than in the fucking pots and pans cabinet.
2. A command while two people are in the kitchen cooking together, typically pronounced: Back-burner, Bitch!
3. Another word for a secondary-bitch, or back-up bitch, or side-bitch, this can be a chick-bitch or a man-bitch.
4. A bitch who burns your back at a tanning salon.
2. A command while two people are in the kitchen cooking together, typically pronounced: Back-burner, Bitch!
3. Another word for a secondary-bitch, or back-up bitch, or side-bitch, this can be a chick-bitch or a man-bitch.
4. A bitch who burns your back at a tanning salon.
Sweetie, love of my life, put the fucking spaghetti sauce on the back-burner, bitch, or I will fucking make you my back-burner bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019