16 definitions by Chestnut + Hazel

Stands for:

1. Coochie Doing Overtime: describes the situation a hooker or prostitute has when she booked too many johns for the same time / pussy slot, resulting in a gang bang or double penetration at minimum. Often happens on Friday & Saturday nights.

2. Collateralized Debt Obligation: a security made of mortgages that pays the CDO owner based on mortgage payments.
Yo gurl, I be CDO baby, you finna take summa these bruthas cuz I be haten when my coochie dewin overtime.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
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The clitoris, which is pink and maggot shaped.
I'll suck your little Pink Maggit
Enough

To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
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1. All My Money
2. Always My Maybe
3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon)
4. Alice Melissa Madrone
AMM, who I though of as Always My Maybe took All My Money before 6 o'clock in the fucking morning.
by Chestnut + Hazel July 11, 2020
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1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.

69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.
I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
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Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.
The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
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Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.
"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
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1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real.

2. A two dollar bill

3. A pair of tits.
Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
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