17 definitions by Chestnut + Hazel

The clitoris, which is pink and maggot shaped.

I'll suck your little Pink Maggit
Enough

To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,

by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

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Pink Martini

1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.

I would like to give you a pink martini.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

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AMM

1. All My Money
2. Always My Maybe
3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon)
4. Alice Melissa Madrone

AMM, who I though of as Always My Maybe took All My Money before 6 o'clock in the fucking morning.

by Chestnut + Hazel July 10, 2020

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Head Change

1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.

69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.

I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

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Doubloons

1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real.

2. A two dollar bill

3. A pair of tits.

Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 09, 2019

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Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 09, 2019

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Chthonic

Choice chronic containing crystal meth. Known for making a woman's chichis tingle and thong moist as red velvet cake.

Darnell: Pass the chronic

Tyrone: Homeboy this ain't no chronic. This shit the chthonic

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

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