16 definitions by Chestnut + Hazel

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1. Coochie Doing Overtime: describes the situation a hooker or prostitute has when she booked too many johns for the same time / pussy slot, resulting in a gang bang or double penetration at minimum. Often happens on Friday & Saturday nights.

2. Collateralized Debt Obligation: a security made of mortgages that pays the CDO owner based on mortgage payments.
Yo gurl, I be CDO baby, you finna take summa these bruthas cuz I be haten when my coochie dewin overtime.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
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Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.
"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
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1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.

69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.
I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
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1. A bitch who keeps all the pots and pan on the back fucking burner, rather than in the fucking pots and pans cabinet.
2. A command while two people are in the kitchen cooking together, typically pronounced: Back-burner, Bitch!
3. Another word for a secondary-bitch, or back-up bitch, or side-bitch, this can be a chick-bitch or a man-bitch.
4. A bitch who burns your back at a tanning salon.
Sweetie, love of my life, put the fucking spaghetti sauce on the back-burner, bitch, or I will fucking make you my back-burner bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
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Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.
The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
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1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
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Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.
Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
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