cumfuss

when a guy cums and a girl fusses over it

Dude, I just heard Max girlfriend cumfuss. He prematurely ejaculated on her face. She really wasn't happy.

by Katy Gomos January 10, 2009

Cumbussable

Someone who not only makes you horny but makes you want to cum just thinking about them. Just the thought or sight of them makes you want to nut all over and/or inside them.

duante: Look pear-shaped bitches like brianna love, mya g and miya g, they be so cumbussable

kanye: ye gentles got a ass that would swallow up a g-strings and up top, two bee stings

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo August 5, 2014

Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...

Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury

by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011

cumcussion

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage

Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night

by sasha grey January 4, 2013

Cumfused

1) A situation that occurs when watching too many types of porn at once and not knowing which to masturbate too
2) When two partners are unsure whether the other has achieved orgasm

I was so cumfused after browsing through all those different porn genres that I decided to wait a while before watching again.

Sarah didn't know if Lindsey had came, and the cumfused expression on Lindsey's face told the same story.

by Black_Sage January 10, 2015

Cumcussion

The euphoric, lazy, and disembodied feeling one has after busting a massive nut. Usually requires 10 minutes of recovery time. Symptoms include sweating, twitching, and minor paralyzation immediately following the discharge.

That girl sucked me so hard that I got a cumcussion

by TheDrunkenBulletTM June 17, 2013

Cumfused

The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.

'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'

by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017