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cumfussion by twangdong February 1, 2019
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cumpulsion repitition pattern
The overuse of nature's reprive. A sparkling diamond for a sex addict.
Nobel prize worthy yet donated from a true selfless white trash millionaire.
The frontal brain is shut down during the love storm. A seizure will occur with rhythmic movements hopefully. During that gift from natue their is well documented neural pleasure and pain killing.
For the some the act liberates them from their painful self beating pattern of Mal adapted frontal brain activity
It is one of the 10 best life truths first written in a vulgar Bible known as Urban Dictionary.
Cumpulsion repitition pattern the pain
Found in the pleasure.
Your welcome dude
Nobel prize worthy yet donated from a true selfless white trash millionaire.
The frontal brain is shut down during the love storm. A seizure will occur with rhythmic movements hopefully. During that gift from natue their is well documented neural pleasure and pain killing.
For the some the act liberates them from their painful self beating pattern of Mal adapted frontal brain activity
It is one of the 10 best life truths first written in a vulgar Bible known as Urban Dictionary.
Cumpulsion repitition pattern the pain
Found in the pleasure.
Your welcome dude
Tony the Tiler mister funny in the pants obviously reacting to his soul mate Kat
Cumpulsion repitition pattern at its best.
Dude ain't feeling any pain.
Cumpulsion repitition pattern at its best.
Dude ain't feeling any pain.
cumpulsion repitition pattern by Tonythetiler December 23, 2021
Related Words
cumfussion • Cumcussion • Cumfusion • cumfession • cumpassionate • Cumbustion • Confussion • Cummission • cumtusion • Cumvulsion
Cumfusion
What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...
Cumfusion by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011
Cumbustion
Cumbustion by CWeed, Browniemixx, Echo January 11, 2009
cumcussion
cumcussion by sasha grey January 4, 2013
Cumcussion
The euphoric, lazy, and disembodied feeling one has after busting a massive nut. Usually requires 10 minutes of recovery time. Symptoms include sweating, twitching, and minor paralyzation immediately following the discharge.
Cumcussion by TheDrunkenBulletTM June 17, 2013
Spontaneous Cumbustion
The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.
Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.
Spontaneous Cumbustion by Diction.net February 24, 2015
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