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cumcussion 

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage
Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night
cumcussion by sasha grey January 4, 2013

Cumcussion 

The euphoric, lazy, and disembodied feeling one has after busting a massive nut. Usually requires 10 minutes of recovery time. Symptoms include sweating, twitching, and minor paralyzation immediately following the discharge.
That girl sucked me so hard that I got a cumcussion

Cumcubine 

A male who has become the property of another man who has just inseminated his asshole
My cumcubine is a good bottom slut.
Cumcubine by E. Daddy August 26, 2013

cumbusting 

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.
That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

cupcussion 

The injury to the head obtained from the smashing of a cup
Joe smashed a cup into Brittany's head at a party and she received a cupcussion.
cupcussion by DatNIGGAPookie December 22, 2008

Cumcussion 

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.
"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"
Cumcussion by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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