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cumcussion 

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage
Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night
cumcussion by sasha grey January 4, 2013

Cumcussion 

The euphoric, lazy, and disembodied feeling one has after busting a massive nut. Usually requires 10 minutes of recovery time. Symptoms include sweating, twitching, and minor paralyzation immediately following the discharge.
That girl sucked me so hard that I got a cumcussion

Cumcubine 

A male who has become the property of another man who has just inseminated his asshole
My cumcubine is a good bottom slut.
Cumcubine by E. Daddy August 26, 2013

cumbusting 

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.
That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

cupcussion 

The injury to the head obtained from the smashing of a cup
Joe smashed a cup into Brittany's head at a party and she received a cupcussion.
cupcussion by DatNIGGAPookie December 22, 2008

Cumcussion 

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.
"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"
Cumcussion by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009