Cumfused

1) A situation that occurs when watching too many types of porn at once and not knowing which to masturbate too
2) When two partners are unsure whether the other has achieved orgasm

I was so cumfused after browsing through all those different porn genres that I decided to wait a while before watching again.

Sarah didn't know if Lindsey had came, and the cumfused expression on Lindsey's face told the same story.

by Black_Sage January 10, 2015

Cumfused

The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.

'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'

by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017

cumfused

The feeling a guy gets when his woman crys after she cums hard

I fucked her so good but I was "cumfused" when she started crying after she came.

by Sig Englander July 6, 2006

cumfused

Feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an orgasm.

I was so cumfused when I got up that I walked into a wall.

by thelivingbarbie January 9, 2009

Cumfused

When your confused but still sexually aroused

This video is really kinky, it's making me cumfused.

by TheLunchGoblin August 5, 2017

Cumfused

When a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man's cum or a woman's cum.

A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.

As I left the co-ed orgy, I found myself wondering which sex, male or female, I liked better during the festivities of orgy. I must be cumfused.

by BoogiedownBLLLAkke April 13, 2010

Cumfused

Extreme disorientation associated with ejaculation.

Jenna: "So...how'd last night go?!..."
Christie: "It was good...really good, I think I blacked out...?"
Jenna: "You think, what do you mean you weren't even drinking?"
Christie: "Well...I came so hard I forgot where I was or what I was doing, I was so cumfused..."
Jenna: "Whoa...that's cool..."
Christie: "It was cool...it was really cool."

by rat_prince August 25, 2014