Bitchaphobia

Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.
Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 20, 2010
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The Age of Boredom

A long and tediously boring time span in the Urban Dinctionary editor page lasting from January 9 2011- February 20, 2011. During this age , the editor page wasn't working, therefor thee editors could not approve or deny words. New editors joined daily only to be dissapointed by not being able to do anything. The Meebo chat room was however still operating, so some editors made small talk with each other, mainly mindless gossip of why the page wasn't working properly.
The Age of Boredom is finally over!!!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest March 10, 2011
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Death by self stupidity

When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.
Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..
by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010
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Mexican Mom Syndrome

Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.
Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.
by Xero _ Manifest October 23, 2011
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UFN

An acronym that stands for unidentified fart noise.
Me: Hahaha, yeah that's funn... what the hell? Who the hell farted? Tony: Wasn't me. Alfonso: Shit, me either. Me: Fuck that!! I'm not gonna let it go as a UFN, one of you fuckers did it. Tony: It's a fucking fart, calm the hell down!!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 21, 2010
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OFW

A texting acronym that stands for "Ohh Fucking Well"
Via Text) Husband: I'm sorry I can't go with you to see your mother, I have to go to Michigan for my father's funeral. Bitchy Wife: OFW that fucking guy never did anything for us in the first place, he deserves to be dead.
by Xero _ Manifest January 05, 2011
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Oblivitard

What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.
Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
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