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cumflation

shooting a shit ton of jiz into your partner's fun hole and filling them up until they either look pregnant or can't hole anymore of your jiz. this act is almost impossible due to the fact that a man cant produce enough to fill up their partner that much :L
"i had too much fun with my wife last night, she suggested we try cumflation to make it more interesting"
cumflation by holden.mike.hawk December 3, 2021
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cumflation

The act of injecting ludicrous quantities of spooge (usually greatly exceeding the volume of one's own body) into a receptive sexual partner, causing their entire body to swell up like a balloon. It is a combination of sorts of hyper and inflatophilia. Usually seen in furry or other types of cartoon porn as doing this in real life would prove excessively difficult, regardless of one's confidence in his own manliness.
Don't you try to force your disgusting babyfur fetish on me! You know I'm only into perfectly normal, realistic cumflation scenes!
cumflation by Another Idiot December 31, 2010

frosted cumflakes 

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.
I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.
frosted cumflakes by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

cumflake 

After ejaculation, cum that sits on your skin, dries up and eventually flakes off.
An hour after nailing my wife, I took a piss and scratched a huge cumflake off my stomach!
cumflake by THEEYANKEEFAN February 5, 2009

Cumllateral damage 

Cumllateral damage occurs when something incidental to the intended target is damaged during a male ejaculation.
I'm in deep water for some cumllateral damage that occured last night.

WTF?!

Yeah I was about to blast in her mouth but I couldn't control myself and I ruined her new dress with a come stain.
Cumllateral damage by twatster June 17, 2012

Cumflakes 

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .
“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

Cumflakes 

When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.
I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.
Cumflakes by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016