cumflation

shooting a shit ton of jiz into your partner's fun hole and filling them up until they either look pregnant or can't hole anymore of your jiz. this act is almost impossible due to the fact that a man cant produce enough to fill up their partner that much :L

"i had too much fun with my wife last night, she suggested we try cumflation to make it more interesting"

by holden.mike.hawk December 3, 2021

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cumflation

The act of injecting ludicrous quantities of spooge (usually greatly exceeding the volume of one's own body) into a receptive sexual partner, causing their entire body to swell up like a balloon. It is a combination of sorts of hyper and inflatophilia. Usually seen in furry or other types of cartoon porn as doing this in real life would prove excessively difficult, regardless of one's confidence in his own manliness.

Don't you try to force your disgusting babyfur fetish on me! You know I'm only into perfectly normal, realistic cumflation scenes!

by Another Idiot December 31, 2010

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frosted cumflakes

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

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cumflake

After ejaculation, cum that sits on your skin, dries up and eventually flakes off.

An hour after nailing my wife, I took a piss and scratched a huge cumflake off my stomach!

by THEEYANKEEFAN February 5, 2009

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Cumllateral damage

Cumllateral damage occurs when something incidental to the intended target is damaged during a male ejaculation.

I'm in deep water for some cumllateral damage that occured last night.

WTF?!

Yeah I was about to blast in her mouth but I couldn't control myself and I ruined her new dress with a come stain.

by twatster June 17, 2012

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