cumflake

After ejaculation, cum that sits on your skin, dries up and eventually flakes off.

An hour after nailing my wife, I took a piss and scratched a huge cumflake off my stomach!

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cum flake

Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.

I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.

cum flake by agwellin January 11, 2009

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Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

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Cum that flies through the air like snow flakes.

GIRL: So many cum flakes, how should I Catch Em' ALl like in pOKEMON?

GUY: Try to let me cum in your mouth.

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Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

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When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.

I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.

Cumflakes by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016

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the highest level of left wing, pansy-ass, whiny, abortion backing, election rigging, handout getting, piece of shit on the planet.

did you see all the cupflakes rioting...er um, I mean protesting?

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