Cumflakes 

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

Cumflakes by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Cumflakes 

When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.

I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.

Cumflakes by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016

frosted cumflakes 

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

frosted cumflakes by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

cumflake 

After ejaculation, cum that sits on your skin, dries up and eventually flakes off.

An hour after nailing my wife, I took a piss and scratched a huge cumflake off my stomach!

cumflake by THEEYANKEEFAN February 5, 2009

cumcakes 

When you put your cum in cupcake batter instead of water or milk.

Those cumcakes were deeeelicious

cumcakes by Melorganne March 30, 2007

cumcakes 

When you use cum instead of milk or water while baking cupcakes.

1.Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.

cumcakes by Morgella April 2, 2007

Cupfakes 

Where you are required to bring cupcakes (or another snack) to an event, but you get lazy or/and run out of time, don't make the snack, and just buy some instead.

Stepford Mom: "What did YOU bring to the bake sale, Claire?"
Awesome Mom: "Oh, I can't bake, so I just brought cupfakes!"
Stepford Mom "*scoff*"

Cupfakes by Thenamesbanana June 15, 2011