Cumflakes

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Cumflakes

When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.

I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.

by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016

frosted cumflakes

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

cumflake

After ejaculation, cum that sits on your skin, dries up and eventually flakes off.

An hour after nailing my wife, I took a piss and scratched a huge cumflake off my stomach!

by THEEYANKEEFAN February 5, 2009

cumcakes

When you put your cum in cupcake batter instead of water or milk.

Those cumcakes were deeeelicious

by Melorganne March 30, 2007

cumcakes

When you use cum instead of milk or water while baking cupcakes.

1.Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.

by Morgella April 2, 2007

Cupfakes

Where you are required to bring cupcakes (or another snack) to an event, but you get lazy or/and run out of time, don't make the snack, and just buy some instead.

Stepford Mom: "What did YOU bring to the bake sale, Claire?"
Awesome Mom: "Oh, I can't bake, so I just brought cupfakes!"
Stepford Mom "*scoff*"

by Thenamesbanana June 15, 2011