Top definition
Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.
I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.
by agwellin February 01, 2008
Get the mug
Get a cum flake mug for your Facebook friend Georges.
Jul 29 Word of the Day
Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
Get the mug
Get a expotential mug for your guy José.
2
After ejaculation, cum that sits on your skin, dries up and eventually flakes off.
An hour after nailing my wife, I took a piss and scratched a huge cumflake off my stomach!
by THEEYANKEEFAN February 05, 2009
Get the merch
Get the cumflake neck gaiter and mug.
3
Cum that flies through the air like snow flakes.
GIRL: So many cum flakes, how should I Catch Em' ALl like in pOKEMON?

GUY: Try to let me cum in your mouth.

by UniveGreensboro May 07, 2006
Get the merch
Get the cum flake neck gaiter and mug.
4
Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .
“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

Yessss please”-Louise
by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Cumflakes mug for your papa Manafort.
5
When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.
I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.
by T-Rex_ March 02, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Cumflakes mug for your buddy Zora.
6
It’s when you ejaculate in your covers at night then the next morning you scrape it off your covers in to flakes.
Mom: time to eat breakfast.
You: hold on I’m Scraping my cum flakes.
by Crustyh January 17, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Cum flakes mug for your fish Callisto.

Activity